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By Stan Greene
Observer Staff Writer 

Bedridden, Sick Hillary Clinton Sends Body Double to Debate Donald Trump

Taking no chances of another collapse, say close associates. Pneumonia is far from her only problem.

 

September 28, 2016

It became clear to the entire world that the woman who appeared outside of Chelsea's apartment building on Sunday morning 9/11, just an hour and a half after her collapse on camera, was not in fact the former First Lady.

Unable to debate Donald Trump and unwilling to admit it publicly, Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to take the next best option. The Democratic Presidential nominee will send one of her famous body doubles to Hofstra University to debate Trump Monday night.

It became clear to the entire world that the woman who appeared outside of Chelsea's apartment building on Sunday morning 9/11, just an hour and a half after her collapse on camera, was not in fact the former First Lady.

That woman appeared pert, well rested, and most of all, was not protected by the usual coterie of Secret Service Agents. In particular, no one saw the ever present African-American Secret Service agent who helps Mrs. Clinton climb stairs and always carries enough Diazepam injectors to revive an elephant, in case Mrs. Clinton collapses. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3778353/Clinton-camp-says-Hillary-s-mysterious-handler-Secret-Service-agent-claims-contrary-despicable.html.

Mrs Clinton admitted in a televised interview on September 13th, that she periodically faints. Her husband Bill Clinton confirmed it, saying his wife becomes "dehydrated," and loses consciousness "because she works herself so hard." CBS News reportedly edited out a part of the interview where Bill says Hillary faints "frequently." http://theconservativethought.com/2016/09/bombshell-cbs-edits-bill-clinton-after-he-slips-up-and-says-hillary-faints-frequently/#

It's no surprise she would want to avoid any chance of fainting during the stress of a debate with the unpredictable, brash Republican nominee.

"Let's face it," said one close Clinton associate. "Hillary and her health issues have moved from the domain of alt-right conspiracy theory websites like Brietbart.com, to mainstream media. That's finally died down a little, but imagine if Hillary were to fall down again, or even just have a coughing fit. It would all be over," said our source.

Imagine indeed. Analysts say, being the front runner, all the former Secretary of State has to do to win is avoid any major gaffes, and not over-react to her opponent's mistakes.

That woman appeared pert, well rested, and most of all, was not protected by the usual coterie of Secret Service Agents. In particular, no one saw the ever present African-American Secret Service agent who carries enough Diazepam to revive an elephant

Some Youtube conspiracy theorists have gone so far as to suggest that the Hillary Clinton we see is in fact a clone supplied by space aliens. This is of course preposterous. Space Aliens have endorsed Republican presidential candidates since at least the Reagan era, as anyone who reads the tabloids knows.

A body double is a general term in film-making for a person who substitutes in a scene for another actor such that the person's face is not shown. The several women who serve as stand-ins for Mrs. Clinton, would be better described as "Political Decoys," and there is a long history of using them to protect important political personages such as our First Woman President to be.

Joe R. Reeder, an undersecretary for the U.S. Army from 1993 to 1997, has gone on record with claims that a number of figures around the world have or have had decoys, including Manuel Noriega, Raoul Cédras, Enver Hoxha, Fidel Castro, George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden. Reeder was, of course, a Bill Clinton appointee.

 
 

Reader Comments
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Chantilly writes:

No way that was Hillary tonite in debate. Too good to be true. Did H.go from a near corpse to this vibrant woman? If so, why haven't they used these methods all along!

 
 
 

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