Trump Sings Theme Song From Dirty Dancing to Hillary & Bill Clinton

When we see a 68 year old woman running against a 70 year old man, do we not subconsciously think.... Once upon a time, she was an attractive blond, and he was a dapper young man, quite popular with the ladies. What if they courted each other instead?

At last, it's out in the open in a Youtube video where Trump sings to Hillary: "I've Had The Time of My Life, And I Owe It All To You.

Chelsea and Bill Clinton also star in the video, enjoying the show. Is it really so improbable? Aren't Hillary and Donald, above all else, entertainers? What if Donald was not "menacingly stalking Hillary, but actually, well, stalking her?

More anon, but first we have to talk about the real winner of the debate. Kenneth Bone was the top item trending item on Twitter Monday night.

The chubby, awkward man in a tee shirt asked a mere question about energy policy, and became a footnote in Tweet history. "Donning a red power sweater as he asked an energy question and whipping out a disposable camera after the debate, the participant stole the spotlight," said CNN.

"Dear Lord, elections are a mess. Clowns are lurking, and Harambe's gone. We are in need of a hero. #kenbonefacts" tweeted Nebeel.

"There actually wasn't a question, he was just the answer. #kenbonefacts," tweeted Bobby Quintos.

"He's an uncommitted voter in the streets, and an uncommitted lover in the sheets. #KenBoneFacts," tweeted @bryanPowell.

"OxyCodone was originally OxyKenBone. Because both are easy to get hooked on," tweeted @SheJStaz.

"When our nation was torn down because someone took our savior Harambe...We received a hero we didn't deserve. #kenbonefacts," tweeted LucasMahran.

"He's polling ahead of Gary Johnson and Ken Stein. #kenbonefacts," tweeted Monte The Color Man.

"He can't attend an ugly sweater party, because they all look so good on him." Ubiquitous Bdog

"Made the First Care Bear from one of his own ribs. #KenBoneFacts" -- Jessica Wilder

"He writes only positive Yelp reviews," tweeted Shoshana Weissman

Social media users have spoken and reached a verdict on the real winner of Sunday’s second presidential debate hosted by Washington University: Kenneth Bone, said the Washington Post.

The Time of My Life" is a song recorded by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes, and used as the theme song for the 1987 film Dirty Dancing.

The lyrics:

Now I've had the time of my life, No, I never felt like this before

Yes I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you! 'Cause I've had the time of my life, And I owe it all to you

I've been waiting for so long Now I've finally found someone to stand by me. We saw the writing on the wall, And we felt this magical fantasy

Now with passion in our eyes, There's no way we could disguise it secretly. So we take each others hand, 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency