Jennifer Aniston Not Only Not Pregnant, she never will be.

Really, can there be any more classic tabloid headline than "Jennifer Aniston Pregnant"?

Jennifer Aniston's rep told the Daily News the actress is not pregnant, calling it "a fabrication."

This after online rumors, citing the Actresses seemingly growing waistline, as proof that she and husband Justin Theroux were with child. Which after age 45, would pretty much require another woman's assistance.

This isn't the first time the "Friends" alum has fallen victim to the pregnant rumor mill, and she's often had to defend her decision for choosing to be childless.

"I don't like [the pressure] that people put on me, on women - that you've failed yourself as a female because you haven't procreated," the "Mother's Day" actress told Allure in January.

"I don't think it's fair. You may not have a child come out of your vagina, but that doesn't mean you aren't mothering - dogs, friends, friends' children."

K Jen. WE got it this time. Honestly.