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Babylon Bee: Tower of Missing Trump Votes Found in Utah Desert

Satirical publication floats new theory of the origin of Utah's missing silver monolith

 

December 4, 2020

In a story too funny not to repost, the Babylon Bee thinks it knows why Trump lost the 2020 Presidential election. The satirical publication has theorized that the Utah Monolith is actually constructed out of missing Trump votes.

"UTAH DESERT-Scientists and conspiracy theorists are baffled after a strange monolith-shaped stack of missing Trump votes was discovered without explanation in the middle of the Utah desert.

"RIGGED ELECTION!" tweeted Donald Trump after seeing the news on his Twitter feed. "They found my missing votes! There must be 10 million in that stack alone!"

The entire story may be found here: https://babylonbee.com/news/strange-mysterious-stack-of-trump-votes-appears-in-the-utah-desert/?utm_content=bufferb196a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 
 

Reader Comments(1)

TML writes:

Don't tell Stan about this. He'll actually believe it.

 
 
 

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