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By Sarah Storkin
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When Injected with Covid, Hamster Testicles Shrink, says University of Hong Kong's Department of microbiology

Hamsters are no doubt running scared, as are men at the chilling study.

 

February 26, 2022

Hamsters are no doubt running scared, as are men.

2/21/22: Many men who have recovered from Covid have claimed to lost 25% of their penis size due to the virus. In a study released today, the University of Hong Kong's Department of microbiology has found that the coronavirus may cause men's testes to shrink and die from necrosis.

Needless to say, social media platforms like Reddit were abuzz with the implications of such a chilling study.

"See, even hamsters need a valid excuse. "They aren't usually that small, it's just a bit cold." "But it's the middle of summer." "Well I had covid, ok?" writes MakeSomeMonsters on Reddit.com.

University of Hong Kong's dept of microbiology has found that the coronavirus may cause men's testes to shrink and die from necrosis.

Imagine being the scientist that measures hamster balls," ponders DMM89.

"Imagine being the scientist that measures hamster balls," writes VladImpaler2

"They're called grad students or work study if the lab can afford it." says Damaso87

"So you're the one who wrote your thesis on hamster testicles. Impressive." responds XtaC23.

"I'm something of a hamster fondler myself." writes Kogent501

"You believe it? I don't! How many COVID cases have accumulated in HK? How many confirmed cases have been diagnosed in overseas? Why this only happened in HK? HK males have special genes?" tweeted one user

"Have you not read the article correctly? A man reported to business insider about his penile shrinking, and the hong kong university conducted an experiment on hamsters. Then, they came with the hypothesis," responded another.

 

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