Are you a Mysterious Mermaid? Or more of a Sassy Seagull?

Are you a mysterious mermaid? Or more of a sassy seagull? Find out with this fun listicle (did someone say popsicle?) matching up your favorite frozen treat with the spirit creature you likely have inside, ready to shine as soon as the brain freeze wears off.

Mint Chip – Surfing Frenchie. You're cool as a cucumber (or a mint leaf) and you don't care who knows it. You also don't care that you're not allowed to have chocolate. All you care about is the waves, dude. You might be a little unexpected, but everyone who sees you instantly wants a selfie with you. Not that you have a big head about it. You know you're awesome, with or without the twenty million followers.

Spumoni – Seagull Who is Wanted in Seven States. You crave a little bit of everything, which is what you get when you mainly subsist on stolen beach picnic fare, normally gulped down while performing evasive sky maneuvers to avoid being apprehended for your many crimes. Theft – of hearts, as you told your lawyer – is your main penchant, although vandalism – which can be an art form, especially on the car windows of your enemies – is a close second.

Espresso – Pirate Named Mr. Coconut. Even your ice cream needs to be intense and invigorating. After all, you run a tight ship (pun intended) – it's no easy business plundering pineapple ships on the high seas, not to mention your side hustle trading digital sand dollars for digital parrots (it's complicated and highly technical). While other swashbucklers might go for something a bit more in the piña colada category, you're happy for that extra jolt of caffeine when it's time to call all hands on deck for one of your legendary motivational speeches.

Matcha and Lavender – Very Leafy Sea Dragon. You're the one who always has to locate the kale first thing at every new vacation spot. While some may find your obsession with the perfect yoga pants tiresome, others may find it to be something you talk about altogether too much. Here's some "healthy" ice cream; that should slow down the word salad for a while.

Sabine Ganezer

Sea Dragon

Sabine Ganezer

Ice Cream Jelly Fish

Cookie Dough – Jellyfish Witch. While some may find you spicy or eccentric, you're really a traditionalist at heart. Nothing makes you happier than comforting childhood memories of baking cookies with grandma, sneaking some raw cookie dough, and learning the arcane secrets of the Nematocyst Coven (like how to sneak extra cookie dough in your pointy hat for later). And you don't keep it all to yourself either – you're very generous with your cookies and your magic, as long as you get a purloined voice in a seashell out of the deal. Or at least a Chico's gift card.

Apricot Cheesecake – Sentient Ukulele. You're tired of being played, tired of playing "Riptide" by Vance Joy by campfires that instantly begin to flicker, tired of not being taken seriously. You are capable of novelty, nuance, and virtuosity, even if you're smaller than any self-respecting accompaniment instrument according to that one guidance counselor at Oberlin. And you're ready to show the world how unique you are, by ordering the weirdest flavor available.

Sabine Ganezer

Mermaid

Dark Chocolate – Deep-Sea Mermaid. You grubhubbed that pint of darkest, deepest chocolate ice cream for maximum me-time in your abyssal lair. Nothing wrong with being an introvert, but you sometimes take it to a bit of an extreme, luxuriating in the emptiness of the hadal zone, where only the lady anglerfish occasionally break through with their gossip about a certain vampire squid who might be in love with a wolffish. But perhaps you stick to the lightless depths because this is where your secret bioluminescence shines best. Where pretty much no one can see it. Go figure.

Vanilla – Swamp Monster Guy Thing. You lurk in the deep, biding your time, waiting for unsuspecting toes to step into the lake so you can tickle them or give them an underwater manicure involving beige and rhinestones. Some may call you a psychopath, a hermit, a danger to society. Some may be put off by how much seagrass you wear on your head. But underneath it all (all the seagrass, that is), you're just a regular Joe (or Jolene), ready to go back to basics. A vanilla shake, a classic movie, a catfish in your lap. Life is good.

Caramel Swirl

Rocky Road

Peanut Butter Cup

S'mores

Cookie dough