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By Stan Greene
Observer Staff Writer 

Report: Kuwaiti Police Shut Down Fish Store that Tapped Googley Eyes Onto Fish

Fish heads, fish heads, jolly jolly fish heads

 

September 4, 2018

Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh.

A report on Reddit says that Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they really are.

"Is this fish fresh?"

"Yes, it's today's catch!"

"Then why are its eyes closed?"

"It sleeps, can't you see?"

"Okay, but then why does it smell so awful?"

"When you sleep, can you control yourself?"





 

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