"I Haven't Had Sex in Ages!" Reports Elon Musk, the World's Richest man

He may be the world's richest man, but Elon Musk still can't get laid in a whore house with a fistful of fifties. Ok, fine, he didn't actually say that, but he did say "I haven't had sex in ages."

"This is total bs," tweeted Musk, referring to rumors of an affair between himself and Sergei Brin's wife which appeared in the Wall Street Journal. "Sergey and I are friends and were at a party together last night! I've only seen Nicole twice in three years, both times with many other people around. Nothing romantic."

Then Musk added, when asked if he's "keeping it in his pants," "Haven't even had sex in ages (sigh)."

"Wow then the @wsj journal just ran the craziest hit piece ever. Shameless. 🤦🏻‍♂️" tweeted .

"WSJ has run so many bs hit pieces on me and Tesla I've lost count! It's embarrassing for them, frankly," replied Musk. "They once wrote an article saying FBI was about to arrest me, so I called FBI to ask what's up and they said WSJ article was total bs. Just more shortseller fud."

It's really hard to dislike Elon Musk. He's as much as a failure at understanding women, as the rest of us.

"i never would have thought i’d have a twitter response from elon about his sex life… life is very random 🤣" wrote Danielle X.