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  • Nuclear Powered Greenland Shark Lives 430 Years After Exposure to US Radioactive Waste

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Jan 10, 2023
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    (The following story is obviously satire/science fiction/fantasy. If you needed this warning because you thought it was a serious theory, please leave this site at once. You know just enough to be dangerous. Thank you -- S.G.) A secret buried under the Greenland ice sheet could satisfy man's eternal quest for immortality. Like so many of science's great discovery (photography, alcohol, electricity, viagra), the discovery came about completely by accident. During the Cold War,...

  • 8th Suspicious Death of Russian Diplomat or Official in 5 months: Denis Voronenkov

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Apr 16, 2017

    Update: CNN has added the deaths of three more Russian diplomats or officials in two months to the list. CNN has noticed what we noticed 2 months ago: The mysterious deaths of Russian officials are piling up. First Alexander Kadakin, 67, the Russian ambassador to India, died on January 26 after a brief, mysterious illness. Then, Denis Voronenkov was gunned down in Ukraine. "The brazen daytime slaying of a Russian politician outside a Ukrainian hotel this week brings to eight...

  • Alien Force Field Prevents Launch of SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket from Kennedy Space Center

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Apr 1, 2017
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    SpaceX says that it postponed a planned launch of its Falcon 9 rocket Tuesday night, blaming high winds. Photos of the rocket, however, show the presence of a powerful, translucent alien force field preventing access to the Falcon 9 rocket. The launch was originally scheduled for early Tuesday morning from Cape Canaveral, Florida. The customer wants to launch a communications satellite built by EchoStar, which necessitates a one way trip for the Falcon 9 rocket--there will...

  • Huge Alien Spaceship Discovered Vacuuming Water From Saturn's Inner Ring

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Apr 1, 2017

    When Astronomer Mark Showalter analyzed old Voyager 2 probe photos in 1990, he discovered something shocking: An enormous UFO parked in orbit around Saturn. But wait, there's more: It is vacuuming in ice crystals from Saturn's innermost ring, just what you might expect a visiting starship to do. Publicly, NASA says Pan is a small, saucer shaped moon approximately 20 miles across and 15 miles wide that orbits within the Encke Gap in Saturn's A Ring. In mythology, Pan was a...

  • Weirdly Homoerotic Photos Emerge from DPRK of Young Leader Kim Jong Eun

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Mar 21, 2017

    Kim's older brother was passed over for the throne because "he was too effeminate," meaning he was gay in Western terms. Yet, strangely homo-erotic photos of Kim Jong Eun have emerge from North Korea. We are told that a General is jumping for joy after a successful test of a new rocket engine. Yet, why risk offending the Young Leader, by holding his hand and pulling such a maneuver? Who is that strange man holding Kim Jong Eun's hand while jumping on his back? Is there any...

  • Communications Satellite Failure Causes Local Directv Outage

    Stan Greene|Updated Mar 13, 2017

    If your TV set is not working, it may not be because you forgot to pay the bill this time. Apparently the communications satellite upon which local Direct TV depends, hit a snag in space. It is not known how widespread the outage is at this time, but it has affected my set in Los Angeles. The failure of a satellite caused an outage for DirecTV customers in LA, at about 9:10 pm PST on Wednesday night, March 8, 2017. The company is probably aware of the problem and working to...

  • Coroner: George Michael's Cause of Death "Heart Condition." But Was It Brought On By HIV/AIDS?

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Mar 9, 2017
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    Singer George Michael was undeniably enormously talented, and by all accounts, kind-hearted. He also engaged in anonymous sex in places like public bathrooms, and had not one, but two lovers who died from HIV/AIDS. The singer has long been rumored to have HIV/AIDS, and to have died on Christmas 2016 from its complications. On March 7, 2017, the Coroner said that George Michael died "of a heart condition." Darren Salter, the senior coroner for Oxfordshire County, said Mr....

  • Blonde Model Accused of Inappropriate Sexual Relationships With 3 Underage Footballers

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Mar 5, 2017

    A beautiful blonde model faces 15 years in State Prison, and 3 young football players face a lifetime of being slapped on their hands by other football players. A California woman has been indicted for statutory rape, after allegedly having sex with three underage football players. Mary Fletcher has also been charged with attempting to keep a witness from co-operating with police. Fletcher, 42, is alleged to have engaged in sexual intercourse with the three boys, all football...

  • Vitaly Churkin is 5th Suspicious Death of Russian Diplomat in 3 months.

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Feb 25, 2017

    For the fifth time in 3 months, a Russian diplomat has died under suspicious circumstances. Vitaly Churkin death at Russia's consulate in New York City has been explained as a mere "heart attack." But his death involved a mysterious femme fatale, sources say. Russia's UN Ambassador reportedly shared the intimate company of a much younger woman before he showed up dead at the Russian Consulate in New York City on Monday morning. The official line was that he suffered a heart at...

  • Hillary Clinton is Running for President Again, Says Former Bush Speechwriter Matt Latimer

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff|Updated Feb 20, 2017

    She'll be 73 in 2020; a year younger than Bernie Sanders is today. She has millions of diehard fanatical fans who love her. The former First Lady has never deviated from a messianic conviction, that she is destined to be the first female United States President. And she is doing everything one in her position would need to do in order to set up another run for the presidency, says Politico analyst and former GW Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer. Mrs. Clinton's 2020 run is...

  • UFO Over Santa Monica Pier Sunday--Unidentified Flying Object of Alien Origin?

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Feb 14, 2017
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    An Unidentified Flying Object was seen to hover over the Santa Monica pier early Sunday afternoon. It was reported by hundreds of onlookers and photographed by many. Witnesses said the UFO moved up and down, and left and right at a rapid speed, more rapid than conventional human aircraft are capable of flying. After appearing for half an hour, the craft seemed to disappear into the cliffs. Alien spacecraft transport themselves not just across space but also through time, so...

  • Second UFO Forces Delay in Launch of SpaceX Falcon 9 Rocket

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Jan 11, 2017

    UFO's have followed Falcon 9 rockets from Florida to California, and so the company plans to launch it's next rocket from an unmanned barge in the Pacific Ocean. A SpaceX rocket exploded on a Florida launch pad on September 1, 2016. Moving the launch to California did not help, since the same mysterious drone reappeared, and was recorded again by launch pad security cameras. The company has delayed the launch until January 14th, to investigate the latest UFO intervention....

  • Survivor Dan Kay's Sudden Death at 40: Fan Speculation Centers on Suicide

    Stan Greene|Updated Jan 9, 2017
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    Dan Kay, a former contestant on Survivor: Gabon, died unexpectedly on Dec. 31. He was 40. Kay resided in New Hampshire, said his obituary. His funeral will be held there, in Hillsborough County. Naturally, Survivor fans are trying to figure out how a visibly healthy 40 year old man died "suddenly and unexpectedly." The County Coroner has confirmed that Kay's death is not being investigated for foul play. Surely he would not have been accepted as a survivor contestant, if he...

  • "#HOLLYWEED" isn't the only sign that Marijuana will be legalized in 2017, and not just in California

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff|Updated Jan 9, 2017
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    As American's awoke to the 2017 Rose Parade in Pasadena and the "HOLLYWEED" sign decorating the Hollywood Hills, it was apparent to all that 2017 is the year Marijuana will be legalized. The President Elect, a self proclaimed bringer of change, has pretty much said so. Here's a list of ten reasons Donald Trump will legalize marijuana: 1. It's what he said he would do. "President-elect Donald Trump has publicly supported medicinal legalization of cannabis products and...

  • Kerry Investigates Nazi UFOs in Antarctica: 12 Best Fake News Stories of 2016

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Jan 5, 2017

    Fake news (some prefer fictional news and information), was much discussed in 2016. Teenagers in towns across Macedonia competed for hits with each other and with mainstream US Media, posting fake story after fake story. Seriously, fake news became a cottage industry in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. That's the country's official name. No, really. Some feel fake news propelled the election of Donald Trump. Personally I think the Dems did themselves in, but I...

  • Carrie Fisher's Drug Addictions Left Her Vulnerable to Heart Attack

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff|Updated Dec 31, 2016

    Carrie Fisher, who had been hospitalized since a plane flight last Friday after paramedics responded to her at Los Angeles International Airport, had long been open about her struggles with drug addiction. Like others, she attempted to self medicate her bipolar disorder. Unlike others, she documented her struggles with drugs in films and autobiographical novels. She acknowledged taking drugs like cocaine and Percodan throughout the 1970s and '80s and stated that she was using...

  • New York Times Calls For Democrats to Resist Trump's Inauguration as President

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Dec 27, 2016
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    In a rather amazing editorial, an opinion piece in the New York Times has called on the Democratic party to not cooperate in the appointment of Donald Trump as President. "Where is the Democratic party?" ask writers Dahlia Lithwick and David S. Cohen, as Trump appoints Cabinet members who want to dismantle the departments they will head. Why aren't Democratic leaders making more of Trump's refusal to attend daily Intelligence briefings, of Russian interference in the...

  • Dan Goldstein, Who Harassed Ivanka Trump on JetBlue Flight, Bragged About it on Twitter

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Dec 25, 2016
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    If you're going to harass Ivanka Trump, her husband and children to the point where you get kicked off the flight, it's probably best not to brag about it on Twitter. Because when you do, everyone knows who you are. "Your father is ruining the country. They ruin the country now they ruin our flight!" said Dan Goldstein to Ivanka, on a Jet Blue flight. Both the gay couple and the Kushner-Trumps had their children with them. Lasner also suggested Ivanka and her family should be...

  • Kanye West Appointed Under-Secretary of the Interior After Meeting at Trump Tower

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Dec 15, 2016

    Kanye West and Donald Trump discussed more than just "life" Tuesday morning. After their meeting at Trump Tower in New York City, Donald Trump nominated Rapper Kanye West to be the nation's 23rd Under-Secretary of the Interior. No one we spoke to is entirely sure what Secretary of the Interior actually does. So the fact that West is a musician who dropped out of Chicago State University to pursue music, is no barrier. "West knows many of the players in Hollywood, where he...

  • Obama Will Sign Executive Order Removing Marijuana From Schedule One

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Dec 15, 2016
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    The outgoing president will sign an executive order reversing President Richard Nixon's 1970 order, listing Marijuana as a Schedule One Drug, forbidden at all times. This is said to have been a jab at 1960's "Hippy Culture." President Barack Obama, who wrote of experimenting with marijuana as a young man, will legalize marijuana on his way out of office. He will make pot a Class II drug, legal under Federal law with a doctors prescription. States will be able to continue to...

  • Political Correctness Caused the Oakland Ghost Ship Fire that Killed 36 Patrons

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff|Updated Dec 8, 2016
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    California has the toughest building and safety codes in the world. Why didn't authorities enforce them against the Ghost Ship's operators? This is the obvious question from the Oakland fire which has killed at least 36 people. The Washington Post has finally explained why: They didn't want to be seen as politically incorrect, forcing their way into an LGBTQ "safe space." The deaths struck at the heart of a flourishing community of artists united by the Bay Area's underground...

  • Recounts Intended to Prevent States From Certifying Elections, Keep Trump From 270 Electors

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Dec 4, 2016

    Jill Stein received just under 1% of the national vote, and demanded recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan and Ohio. Hillary Clinton's Presidential Campaign filed joinders to Stein's effort, and by some accounts, directed donations to her political action committee. But why? Recounts historically have never changed the outcome of a State's presidential election outcome. They are costly and tedious, as they must be observed by campaign representatives. One theory is that Stein is...

  • Santa Monica House Sells for $16.1 Million, Third Highest Sale in City History

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Dec 4, 2016
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    Engel & Volkers rents a storefront office on Montana Avenue (as if you might drop in and buy a $4 million house in 90402, then proceed a few doors down to Starbucks). I guess it paid off for them. They just announced the highest sale of the year, and the third highest residential sale in Santa Monica history. "We respect our clients confidentiality, but I can say that the buyer is an avid golfer, loved the architecture, view and of course La Mesa is an iconic street," said...

  • Kanye Endorses Trump; Kim Kardashian Has Him Committed to a Mental Facility.

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Nov 30, 2016

    The left has been railing against the election of Donald Trump for two weeks now. They have called for passive resistance and not so passive resistance. But seriously, you can't make this stuff up. The man who is famous for being married to Kim Kardashian, the woman who is famous for being famous; Kanye West was under observation at a Los Angeles area hospital late Monday after the remaining dates of his national tour were abruptly canceled, multiple authorities familiar with...

  • Washington Post Blames Putin's Russia For the Election of Donald Trump

    Stan Greene, Observer Staff Writer|Updated Nov 28, 2016
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    The Washington Post was singularly anti Trump throughout the campaign. Examining the factors behind Trump's victory has lead them to the conclusion that the Russians were to blame. There is no little irony in this conclusion, since Reagan's Republican party thrived on confrontation with the old Soviet Union. Some on the right view Trump has the successor to Reagan, an outsider who wants to tackle old problems with new solutions. In fairness, the Russians did hack the DNC and s...

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